Goal of the season so far
The Cake
Sam Altman17 pitchforks
Season 26/27 · after 12 matches
League table
- Matches
- 12
- pitchforks
- 111
- Per match
- 9.3
- Contenders
- 9
Marie Antoinette of the YearIn progress: Sam Altman leads the table, 26 pitchforks clear.
The Control GroupDemis Hassabis, Mustafa Suleyman, Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai prop up the table on 0 pitchforks so far.
Standings
| Pos | Movement with the latest results, on 30 October | Contender | P | LOSS | COND | TONE | DOOM | HYPO | Pts | Avg | Form |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No change on 30 October | Sam AltmanOpenAILeader so far | 4 | 14 | 8 | 15 | 3 | 6 | 46 | 11.5 | 1031617 |
| 2 | No change on 30 October | Elon MuskxAI and Tesla | 3 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 6.7 | 839 |
| 3 | No change on 30 October | Jensen HuangNvidia | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 9.5 | 613 |
| 4 | No change on 30 October | Dario AmodeiAnthropic | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 98 |
| 5 | No change on 30 October | Mark ZuckerbergMeta | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9.0 | 9 |
| =6 | No change on 30 October | Demis HassabisGoogle DeepMindFoot so far | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | No matches |
| =6 | No change on 30 October | Mustafa SuleymanMicrosoft AIFoot so far | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | No matches |
| =6 | No change on 30 October | Satya NadellaMicrosoftFoot so far | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | No matches |
| =6 | No change on 30 October | Sundar PichaiGoogleFoot so far | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | No matches |
Key
- Top of the table: Marie Antoinette of the Year, at the season's end
- Foot of the table: The Control Group, at the season's end
- =4: a shared position, on equal pitchforks
- Places moved with the latest results, on 30 October
- P Statements played
- LOSS What you'll lose
- COND Condescension
- TONE Tone-deafness
- DOOM Doom
- HYPO Hypocrisy
- Pts pitchforks
- Avg pitchforks per match
- Form: his last 5 statements, latest on the right, each with its pitchforks. The fill is the crowd's reaction:
- outrage
- widespread criticism
- critical commentary
Season honours so far
All honoursWhat you'll lose so far
The Brioche Prize
Sam Altman14 pitchforks, 10 clear
Condescension so far
The Powdered Wig
Sam Altman8 pitchforks, 2 clear
Tone-deafness so far
The Hall of Mirrors
Sam Altman15 pitchforks, 5 clear
Doom so far
Après Moi, le Déluge
Dario Amodei5 pitchforks, 2 clear
Hypocrisy so far
The Petit Hameau
Sam Altman6 pitchforks, 2 clear
Foot of the table so far
The Control Group
Demis Hassabis, Mustafa Suleyman, Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai0 pitchforks each