The title race, in progress
Marie Antoinette of the Year
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Leader so far: Sam Altman
46 pitchforks from 4 matches, 26 clear of Elon Musk
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Season 26/27 · in progress
The title race, in progress
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Leader so far: Sam Altman
46 pitchforks from 4 matches, 26 clear of Elon Musk
Goal of the season so far
for the single statement that raised the most pitchforks
Individual honour · What you'll lose so far
for telling the public what it will have to do without
14 pitchforks for what you'll lose, 10 clear
Best on the count: OpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM — Sam Altman says data centers offer better utilization
Individual honour · Condescension so far
for looking down on the public from the greatest height
8 pitchforks for condescension, 2 clear
Best on the count: OpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM — Sam Altman says data centers offer better utilization
Individual honour · Tone-deafness so far
for seeing nothing but his own reflection
15 pitchforks for tone-deafness, 5 clear
Best on the count: 'Freaking Insane': Sam Altman Sparks Horror by Saying We Should 'Accept Some Bad Things Happening' for Sake of AI
Individual honour · Doom so far
for forecasting the flood and selling tickets to it
5 pitchforks for doom, 2 clear
Best on the count: “I Agree With Jacob Coxon More Than I Disagree With Him”: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei
Individual honour · Hypocrisy so far
named after the toy village where Marie Antoinette played at peasant life
6 pitchforks for hypocrisy, 2 clear
Best on the count: OpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM — Sam Altman says data centers offer better utilization
Foot of the table so far
for raising the fewest pitchforks of the season
Demis Hassabis, Mustafa Suleyman, Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai
0 pitchforks from 0 matches each
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