Mark Zuckerberg Posts Deranged 6,500-Word Essay About Giving Everyone AI Superintelligence
404 Media
Meta essay "The Future is for Everyone" (about.fb.com)
“Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more.”
Mark Zuckerberg10 August 2026- What you'll lose2/5
An agent that knows 'everything you care about'.
- Condescension3/5
Your relationships, improved 24/7 on your behalf.
- Tone-deafness4/5
6,500 words; critics called it exactly why people don't like AI.
- Doom0/5
None.
- Hypocrisy0/5
None on record.
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The occasion
Meta essay "The Future is for Everyone" (about.fb.com), 10 August 2026.
Context
The first of the essay's concrete examples of what Meta is building: a personal agent reachable through any device, including glasses, which Zuckerberg says will have strong privacy options.
Crowd reaction
Critical commentary
404 Media quoted the passage and wrote that Zuckerberg "does not grapple with, or even gesture at, the idea that some people may not want to have an AI agent working on their 'hobbies'", citing recent agent spam and hacking incidents. On TechCrunch's Equity podcast the hosts said the concrete parts about personal coaches and assistants have "some aspects that appeal, but a lot of [them] that don't".