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The Backlash League Let Them Eat Tokens
Final Season 22/23
Season 22/23
Season

Final30 November 2022, the day ChatGPT launched, to 31 July 2023 · 7 matches

Season 22/23 · final table, 7 matches

League table

Matches
7
pitchforks
61
Per match
8.7
Contenders
9

Marie Antoinette of the YearSundar Pichai won 22/23, 6 pitchforks clear.

The Control GroupDario Amodei, Demis Hassabis, Elon Musk, Jensen Huang and Mustafa Suleyman finished level at the bottom on 0 pitchforks.

Standings

The league table, 22/23: pitchforks per contender, with his statements played, his pitchforks on each count and his last 5 statements as form.
PosMovement with the latest results, on 24 May 2023ContenderPLOSSCONDTONEDOOMHYPOPtsAvgForm
1Sundar PichaiGoogleMarie Antoinette of the Year3761120268.7998
2Sam AltmanOpenAI2335272010.0911
3Mark ZuckerbergMeta1523101111.011
4Satya NadellaMicrosoft10220044.04
=5Dario AmodeiAnthropicThe Control Group00000000No matches
=5Demis HassabisGoogle DeepMindThe Control Group00000000No matches
=5Elon MuskxAI and TeslaThe Control Group00000000No matches
=5Jensen HuangNvidiaThe Control Group00000000No matches
=5Mustafa SuleymanMicrosoft AIThe Control Group00000000No matches
Key
  • Top of the table: Marie Antoinette of the Year
  • Foot of the table: The Control Group
  • =4: a shared position, on equal pitchforks
  • P Statements played
  • LOSS What you'll lose
  • COND Condescension
  • TONE Tone-deafness
  • DOOM Doom
  • HYPO Hypocrisy
  • Pts pitchforks
  • Avg pitchforks per match
  • Form: his last 5 statements, latest on the right, each with its pitchforks. The fill is the crowd's reaction:
  • outrage
  • widespread criticism
  • critical commentary

Season honours

All honours

What you'll lose

The Brioche Prize

Sundar Pichai7 pitchforks, 2 clear

Tone-deafness

The Hall of Mirrors

Sundar Pichai11 pitchforks, 6 clear

Hypocrisy

The Petit Hameau

Sam Altman7 pitchforks, 7 clear

Match report
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