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The Backlash League Let Them Eat Tokens
Live All-time
All-time
Season

LiveEvery season since 30 November 2022, the day ChatGPT launched · 123 matches

All-time · after 123 matches

League table

Matches
123
pitchforks
1,172
Per match
9.5
Contenders
9

Marie Antoinette of the YearSam Altman leads the table, 35 pitchforks clear.

The Control GroupDemis Hassabis props up the table on 21 pitchforks.

Standings

The league table, all-time: pitchforks per contender, with his statements played, his pitchforks on each count and his last 5 statements as form.
PosMovement since the end of October 2026ContenderPLOSSCONDTONEDOOMHYPOPtsForm
1No change since the end of October 2026Sam AltmanOpenAIMarie Antoinette of the Year29586197253627791171618
2No change since the end of October 2026Elon MuskxAI and Tesla24344882344424211119513
3No change since the end of October 2026Jensen HuangNvidia1526425258133997613
4No change since the end of October 2026Mark ZuckerbergMeta12363142137129811121410
5No change since the end of October 2026Dario AmodeiAnthropic1218183520191109155912
6No change since the end of October 2026Sundar PichaiGoogle11262133999811111076
7No change since the end of October 2026Satya NadellaMicrosoft919202871084139697
8No change since the end of October 2026Mustafa SuleymanMicrosoft AI8191826967887101114
9No change since the end of October 2026Demis HassabisGoogle DeepMindThe Control Group333744211047
Key
  • Top of the table: Marie Antoinette of the Year
  • Foot of the table: The Control Group
  • =4: a shared position, on equal pitchforks
  • Places moved since the end of October 2026
  • P Statements played
  • LOSS What you'll lose
  • COND Condescension
  • TONE Tone-deafness
  • DOOM Doom
  • HYPO Hypocrisy
  • Pts pitchforks
  • Form: his last 5 statements, latest on the right, each with its pitchforks. The fill is the crowd's reaction:
  • outrage
  • widespread criticism
  • critical commentary

Honours

All honours

What you'll lose

The Brioche Prize

Sam Altman58 pitchforks, 22 clear

Condescension

The Powdered Wig

Sam Altman61 pitchforks, 13 clear

Tone-deafness

The Hall of Mirrors

Sam Altman97 pitchforks, 15 clear

Doom

Après Moi, le Déluge

Elon Musk34 pitchforks, 9 clear

Hypocrisy

The Petit Hameau

Elon Musk44 pitchforks, 8 clear

Match report
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