Champion 22/23
Marie Antoinette of the Year
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Won with 26 pitchforks from 3 matches, 6 clear of Sam Altman
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Season 22/23 · final
Champion 22/23
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Won with 26 pitchforks from 3 matches, 6 clear of Sam Altman
Goal of the season
for the single statement that raised the most pitchforks
Individual honour · What you'll lose
for telling the public what it will have to do without
7 pitchforks for what you'll lose, 2 clear
Best on the count: Alphabet cuts 12,000 jobs after pandemic hiring spree, refocuses on AI
Individual honour · Condescension
for looking down on the public from the greatest height
6 pitchforks for condescension, 3 clear
Best on the count: AI researchers claim Google, '60 Minutes' spread ‘disinformation’ in recent interview: ‘Still bulls---'
Individual honour · Tone-deafness
for seeing nothing but his own reflection
11 pitchforks for tone-deafness, 6 clear
Best on the count: Alphabet cuts 12,000 jobs after pandemic hiring spree, refocuses on AI
Individual honour · Doom
for forecasting the flood and selling tickets to it
2 pitchforks for doom each
Individual honour · Hypocrisy
named after the toy village where Marie Antoinette played at peasant life
7 pitchforks for hypocrisy, 7 clear
Best on the count: OpenAI chief accused of ‘blackmail’ in EU dispute
Foot of the table
for raising the fewest pitchforks of the season
Dario Amodei, Demis Hassabis, Elon Musk, Jensen Huang and Mustafa Suleyman
0 pitchforks from 0 matches each
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