Champion 23/24
Marie Antoinette of the Year
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Won with 60 pitchforks from 6 matches, 23 clear of Elon Musk
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Season 23/24 · final
Champion 23/24
for raising the most pitchforks of the season
Won with 60 pitchforks from 6 matches, 23 clear of Elon Musk
Goal of the season
for the single statement that raised the most pitchforks
Individual honour · What you'll lose
for telling the public what it will have to do without
14 pitchforks for what you'll lose, 5 clear
Best on the count: Sam Altman Says AI Will Handle “95%” of Marketing Work Done by Agencies and Creatives
Individual honour · Condescension
for looking down on the public from the greatest height
11 pitchforks for condescension, 6 clear
Best on the count: Sam Altman Says He Intends to Replace Normal People With AI
Individual honour · Tone-deafness
for seeing nothing but his own reflection
18 pitchforks for tone-deafness, 7 clear
Best on the count: Scarlett Johansson Issues Blistering Statement Against OpenAI And Sam Altman Over 'Sky'
Individual honour · Doom
for forecasting the flood and selling tickets to it
9 pitchforks for doom, 4 clear
Best on the count: Top AI researcher says AI will end humanity and we should stop developing it now — but don't worry, Elon Musk disagrees
Individual honour · Hypocrisy
named after the toy village where Marie Antoinette played at peasant life
12 pitchforks for hypocrisy, 6 clear
Best on the count: Here we go: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman once called it a 'last resort', but ChatGPT is about to get stuffed with ads
Foot of the table
for raising the fewest pitchforks of the season
Dario Amodei and Demis Hassabis
0 pitchforks from 0 matches each
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