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The Backlash League Let Them Eat Tokens
Final Season 24/25
Season 24/25
Season

Final1 August 2024 to 31 July 2025 · 35 matches

Season 24/25 · final

Season honours

Champion 24/25

Marie Antoinette of the Year

for raising the most pitchforks of the season

Mark Zuckerberg

Won with 87 pitchforks from 8 matches, 39 clear of Dario Amodei

Goal of the season

The Cake

for the single statement that raised the most pitchforks

  1. Tue 29 Apr 2025Dwarkesh PodcastFTZuckerberg15The PublicMark Zuckerberg Thinks You Don't Have Enough Friends and His Chatbots Are the Answer404 Media
  2. Reported 28 May 2025Axios interview (Behind the Curtain column), repeated to CNN's Anderson Cooper the next dayFTAmodei15The PublicAnthropic CEO says AI could wipe out half of all entry-level white-collar jobsBusiness Insider (syndicated on Yahoo News)
  3. Sat 21 Jun 2025X (post)FTMusk15The Public'Far too much garbage': Musk hits out at his own creation for embarrassing himRaw Story
  4. Reported 23 Jul 2025Fireside chat with Fed vice chair Michelle Bowman, Capital Framework for Large Banks conference, Federal Reserve BoardFTAltman15The PublicOpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks some jobs will be 'totally, totally gone' thanks to AI, but he still wouldn't trust ChatGPT with his 'medical fate'PC Gamer

Foot of the table

The Control Group

for raising the fewest pitchforks of the season

Demis Hassabis and Satya Nadella

12 pitchforks from 2 matches each

Roll of honour

Every season's champion and its Cake, newest first.

  1. 26/27In progress
    Leader so farSam Altman46 pitchforks
    The Cake so farOpenAI CEO says it's 'quite terrible' for your PC to have RAM — Sam Altman says data centers offer better utilizationAltman, 17
  2. 25/26Final
    Marie Antoinette of the YearElon Musk124 pitchforks
    The CakeAnthropic CEO bloviates for 20,000+ words in thinly veiled plea against regulationAmodei, 14Jensen Huang says gamers are 'completely wrong' about DLSS 5 — Nvidia CEO responds to DLSS 5 backlashHuang, 14
  3. 24/25Final
    Marie Antoinette of the YearMark Zuckerberg87 pitchforks
    The CakeMark Zuckerberg Thinks You Don't Have Enough Friends and His Chatbots Are the AnswerZuckerberg, 15Anthropic CEO says AI could wipe out half of all entry-level white-collar jobsAmodei, 15'Far too much garbage': Musk hits out at his own creation for embarrassing himMusk, 15OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks some jobs will be 'totally, totally gone' thanks to AI, but he still wouldn't trust ChatGPT with his 'medical fate'Altman, 15
  4. 23/24Final
    Marie Antoinette of the YearSam Altman60 pitchforks
    The CakeMicrosoft CEO boasts about new AI chatbot that will surveil users aided by 'photographic memory'Nadella, 15
  5. 22/23Final
    Marie Antoinette of the YearSundar Pichai26 pitchforks
    The CakeMark Zuckerberg’s ‘year of efficiency’ now means another 10,000 layoffs and a hiring freeze on 5,000 more jobsZuckerberg, 11OpenAI chief accused of ‘blackmail’ in EU disputeAltman, 11
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